Dear Sandra,nnI wish to echo the sentiments of so many people who are sad to hear of your recent personal difficulties and who wish you the best in whatever course your future takes you.nnThat being said, I want you to know that I am totally available for revenge and/or rebound sex.nnnSincerely,nnR.R.

The latest polls show Nazi… sorry… Nancy Pelosi has 11% favorability rating. Harry Reid is at 8%. Congress overall is at 11%. Gotta suck when your combined approval rating is still lower than George Bush. Seriously… 11%?!?  How the hell did they get such a high number?